A new tenant deals with a seemingly alcoholic and mentally disturbed landlord who evicts him. The tenant details the encounter which takes place over the course of 6 weeks and counting. Copies of emails, voice mails, and handwritten signs detail the struggle.
From Landlord Gary-
THERE A GREAT DEAL YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME, BOY…..
THERE A GREAT DEAL YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOUR FATHER, BOY…..
GO FOCK YOURSELF, YOU LYING INDIANA COWARD… THE HOLY CROSS BROTHERS DRILLED GRAMMAR INTO OUR BRAINS @ CATHEDRAL HS…..
NITE COWARD,
Gary
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Dear Gary,
What can I say? As much as I would like to slight you for it, your grammar is impeccable.
All the best,
Gabe————————————————————————-
U BET….DON’T TRY TO TEST ME, BOY!!!
YOU WILL LOSE…..
GOOD LUCK, BOY,
Gary
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If you are wondering, my father did NOT go to Cathedral as I believe Gary is implying. I think he must have found someone with the same name that went to Cathedral, but I don’t think he gave much thought to the likelihood of multiple people with the Irish last name “Dunn” going to a Catholic school. I really hope he isn’t currently harassing some confused Dunn in Indianapolis right now. (On that same note: I changed the name of the highschool in the emails so that you won’t try to find Gary. Everyone deserves their privacy.)
It would seem that this, along with the use of the word boy and as much personal information about me as he could find, were intended to intimidate. Luckily, everytime an email starts to get a little creepy, he’ll use the term “FOCK,” and then it gets kind of cute again.
The tenant posted a drunken voice mail that landlord Gary left him. Amazingly it has over 10,000 plays. I cannot imagine what the landlord would think if he knew. That amount of people would fill a small arena!
I’m not much for reality TV but I do tend to like these real life type of back and forth exchanges where everything is detailed.
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