New Fun – Read the Lowest Rated Reviews

At amazon.com you can sort ratings a variety of ways. Best, worst, etc. Search for a favorite movie/music/book and read the lowest rated review. Its very entertaining.

Lots of good ones already compiled at waxy.org.

Miles Davis, “Kind of Blue”

“I found Mr. Davis’ playing to be laughable at best. Finally, it’s irritating; and confusing that so many people laud it.”

“If pretension, tedium, and self-indulgence are your idea of what should animate music, then this is the album and Miles Davis is the ‘artist’ for you.”

John Coltrane, “A Love Supreme”

“Nobody will care about the technical achievements of these guys in 100 years.”
“I think about Kenny G., for instance. His rythmic session is much more regular, whereas Coltrane’s session seems sometimes to loose the beat.”

Nirvana: Nevermind

In all honesty, though, if this music is the best you have to be nostalgic about, you might as well shoot yourself.

Ernest Hemmingway – The Old Man & the Sea

    This book sucks. Only a depressed person would like this book. The old man is lonely and keeps trying to fish but doesn’t catch any. It’s like that old saying, if you put your mind to it you can accomplish anything, but this old man failed. Only a depressed person would like it

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